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May 17, 2025 Lone Write

How the Schwartz Might Actually Work (If You Ignore Physics)

The Schwartz. The glowing, swirling, oddly groin-activated energy force from Spaceballs that’s somehow both a galactic power and a merchandising

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Spaceball Science
May 2, 2025 Lone Write

Ludicrous Speed: Breaking the Space-Time Fabric with Style

Spaceballs didn’t just make fun of faster-than-light travel—it redefined it. “Ludicrous Speed” wasn’t just fast. It wasn’t just impractical. It

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