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May 8, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

EAGLE 5 LOG #0002: Operation: Save the Hair — I Mean, Heir

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Headed for Certain Disaster Mission Status: Aborted exposé

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May 6, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

Eagle 5 Log #0001: Detour from Deep Dish: Breaking News on the Road to Druidia

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Mid-trajectory to the planet Druidia Mission Status: Aborted

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