The Original “Asshole”: Gunner’s-Mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole
In the vast galaxy of cinematic history, few roles are as humorously memorable as that of Private First Class Philip Asshole in Mel Brooks’ 1987 sci-fi parody, Spaceballs. Portrayed by actor Michael Pniewski, this character, though brief in screen time, left an indelible mark on fans of the film.
Born on April 20, 1961, in Los Angeles, California, Michael Pniewski embarked on his acting journey with a Bachelor of Arts in Theater from UCLA, graduating in 1983. His early career saw him in various roles, but it was his part in Spaceballs that introduced him to a wider audience. Credited as “Laser Gunner,” Pniewski’s character is central to one of the film’s most iconic comedic exchanges.
The Iconic Scene
In a memorable moment when the Spaceballs are shooting at the Princess’ spaceship, Dark Helmet, played by Rick Moranis, exclaims, “Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!” To which Pniewski’s character responds, “Sorry, sir! I’m doing my best!” This leads to the revelation by Colonel Sandurz that the gunner is “Major Asshole’s cousin: Philip Asshole.” This play on names became a standout joke in the film, cementing Pniewski’s place in Spaceballs lore.
In interviews, Pniewski has spoken fondly of his time on the set of Spaceballs. He recalls the experience as both surreal and exhilarating, working under the direction of comedy legend Mel Brooks. Pniewski appreciated the film’s unique blend of satire and homage to the sci-fi genre, noting how it allowed actors to embrace over-the-top performances while still delivering genuine humor.
While Spaceballs remains a highlight, Pniewski’s career spans numerous television and film roles. He is known for his performances in series like Madam Secretary, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and films such as We Are Marshall and Richard Jewell. His versatility as an actor has allowed him to navigate both comedic and dramatic roles with ease.
Michael Pniewski’s portrayal of Philip Asshole may have been a brief moment in Spaceballs, but it’s a testament to how even the smallest roles can leave a lasting impression (clearly to us here at Surrounded by Assholes). His contribution to the film’s humor and enduring popularity showcases the importance of every character in creating a classic.