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Eagle 5 Logs
May 6, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

Eagle 5 Log #0001: Detour from Deep Dish: Breaking News on the Road to Druidia

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Mid-trajectory to the planet Druidia Mission Status: Aborted

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Transmission Intercepts
May 3, 2025 Lone Write

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Updates

Key Takeaways: Mel Brooks is officially involved in the long-awaited sequel. Josh Gad has confirmed his role — and teased

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Spaceball Science
May 2, 2025 Lone Write

Ludicrous Speed: Breaking the Space-Time Fabric with Style

Spaceballs didn’t just make fun of faster-than-light travel—it redefined it. “Ludicrous Speed” wasn’t just fast. It wasn’t just impractical. It

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Meet the Assholes
April 29, 2025 Lone Write

The Original “Asshole”: Gunner’s-Mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole

In the vast galaxy of cinematic history, few roles are as humorously memorable as that of Private First Class Philip

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Behind the Schwartz
April 25, 2025 Lone Write

May the Farce Be With Us: A Galactic Salute to Spaceballs

In 1987, Mel Brooks didn’t just spoof sci-fi — he launched a space opera of absurdity, heart, and quotability that’s

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