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Eagle 5 Logs
May 30, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

EAGLE 5 LOG #0003: The Bride, The Droid, and the Winnebago: A Royal Rescue in Progress

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Approaching Princess Vespa’s Cruiser Mission Status: About to save

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Deep Space Dives
May 21, 2025 Lone Write

How the Hell Does a Broke Winnebago Pilot Know a King?

The Royal Pain in the Schwartz: Is Lone Starr Actually King Roland’s Secret Son? In a galaxy filled with parody

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Ludicrous Speculation
May 19, 2025 Lone Write

The Mel-iverse: Could the Spaceballs Universe Collide With Other Parody Worlds?

If there’s one constant in the Spaceballs universe, it’s this: logic is optional, comedy is mandatory, and the fourth wall

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Spaceball Science
May 17, 2025 Lone Write

How the Schwartz Might Actually Work (If You Ignore Physics)

The Schwartz. The glowing, swirling, oddly groin-activated energy force from Spaceballs that’s somehow both a galactic power and a merchandising

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Meet the Assholes
May 16, 2025 Lone Write

How Rick Moranis Helped Shape Dark Helmet (Literally)

Key Takeaways Rick Moranis is great.  Spaceballs was great.  Rick Moranis in Spaceballs makes it even better.  A Glimpse at the Comedic

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Behind the Schwartz
May 14, 2025 Lone Write

Spaceballs on a Budget: How Mel Brooks Built a Galaxy Far, Far Cheaper

Behind the Schwartz, beyond the desert combs, and far beneath the ludicrous speed exterior of Spaceballs lies a budget-conscious masterpiece

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Deep Space Dives
May 13, 2025 Lone Write

Is Lone Starr More Powerful Than Yogurt?

An Unnecessary Overanalysis of Schwartz Hierarchy Two crucial scenes revisited The training scene. After crash landing and being saved by

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Eagle 5 Logs
May 8, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

EAGLE 5 LOG #0002: Operation: Save the Hair — I Mean, Heir

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Headed for Certain Disaster Mission Status: Aborted exposé

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Eagle 5 Logs
May 6, 2025 Buzz Spaceworthy

Eagle 5 Log #0001: Detour from Deep Dish: Breaking News on the Road to Druidia

Filed by Buzz Spaceworthy, Intergalactic Field Correspondent, A.S.S. Location: Aboard Eagle 5, Mid-trajectory to the planet Druidia Mission Status: Aborted

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Transmission Intercepts
May 3, 2025 Lone Write

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Updates

Key Takeaways: Mel Brooks is officially involved in the long-awaited sequel. Josh Gad has confirmed his role — and teased

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